So I start the blog off this week from a slightly vacant Mcdonald's car park. The prospect of free wi-fi and shit food was overwhelming and I just couldn't resist. Sat in my car listening to the likes of 'T-pain' and 'Akon' I feel as if i'm becoming mixed race! Of course i'm just joking. I havent been through the drive though asking for a cheeseburger with extra cheese yet :P
So yes my blog is 'On the road' so to speak for the time being. Why? I hear you ask......well because I live with a father who winds me up, just slightly. The fact that I've drugged his tea several times and he can still walk has nothing to do with it of course! An old friend once said to me "Something isn't worth doing unless it's difficult". I'm in complete agreement with that statement at the moment and believe that plodding on as far as possible is probably my best solution.
Anyway away from me and my negativity!
I provided a real lack of written nonsense (My blog of course), in the month of November. I can only apologise....Not sure if December will be much better so take in what I say this week more than ever!
I'd like to start off by slating Michael Jackson. Christmas is coming and more people will buy his albums so he wont really mind. With Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 Championship and Obama becoming president it's finally being realised that it's actually cool to be black. I bet Michael Jackson feels a right tit now, but then again, he did say "It doesn't matter if you're black or white!" I would like to have a go at the government too. Prisons are over crowded so lets do something about it! For starters lets get some big ships. I'm sure there are plenty of empty ones, so lets fill em' up with prisoners! I'm sure the idea of a sea view in every room would be a tempting proposition!
I also had the idea of making London its own country. This idea was destroyed by words of wisdom from my mother. She told me there was once a film that produced in the 50's about what it could of been like only for their economy to fall like a stone. I suppose this 'London' is tied into many aspects of this country, so for now, i'll let that one go! But I may still run for minister of my own nation :)
Anyway i'm lacking in material again, I can only apologise once more....I don't do alot :P
So I'm off, and will hopefully be writing some more again soon!
And I might, just might, be here contemplating life.
Monday, 1 December 2008
Tuesday, 4 November 2008
Reality TV - Avoid like the plague
So I'm back again to allegedly talk about the worlds strengths and weaknesses....and to give you a little insight into my complicated life!
This week many complications formed after a fantastic weekend spent partying and just having a good old laugh. I realised that money doesn't grow on trees - reinforcing my theory 'The best things in life are free'. This is true, except the so called fabulous free deals you think you're getting, then you read the small print!
I've spent the start of the week realising my hatred for 'Big Brother'. I cant stand 99% of reality tv shows as some of you know. Then again I've watched a tiny bit of the 'X-factor' this series....maybe even cracked a smile once or twice. But I havent shed a tear! After the 50th sob story it wears a bit thin. The coldplay music kicks in and people are almost in floods of tears because their dog passed away two christmases ago. I mean come on, get a grip, we dont life in a perfect world and shit happens everyday. Yeah you can forward your hate mail to my email. Think its russellbrand@.....oh dear, I'm getting old, cant remember everything you know :P
Anyway yeah, Big Brother hatred. This week my house is the Big Brother house. Yes we even have a geordie on the tannoy talking about everything we say or do. I live with a bunch of tossers, have very little to do....and some guy downstairs plays guitar. Hmmm, I hear you say. You all thought the Big Brother house was a bungalow! Not the case....yeah, this is my house.
Anyway the point I am trying to prove (as per usual I have drifted off course) is the fact that my household is run by tosser parents. I'm sure plenty of you know them and cant understand why I'm saying this. But come on, Big Brother house comparison!? It's time to move.....
If anyone loves my company to the point where they fancy taking me under their wing....just let me know :)
The weekend was great, Halloween was a success and Lewis Hamilton won the Formula 1 drivers world championship! I mean come on, the last time a Brazillian got fucked over that badly by a Britain was Stockwell Underground Station! My fabulous sense of humour is still with us....and thank the lord so is Bill Withers! Aaah, what a lovely day :)
Not a great lot else to chat about this week chaps other than the Russell Brand and Jonathon Woss (yes I meant the Woss, bloody tosser) incident.....But that has been over hyped to death in the media. So for once on that bombshell, to quote Jeremy Clarkson, "Thankyou and goodnight!"
Yeah, Top Gear is back! About time too, Charlie Boorman is no replacement for the dynamic trio of the Top Gear team!
Take care as usual, have a good bonfire night. Yes i'll still be here, contemplating life :)
The Davros....
This week many complications formed after a fantastic weekend spent partying and just having a good old laugh. I realised that money doesn't grow on trees - reinforcing my theory 'The best things in life are free'. This is true, except the so called fabulous free deals you think you're getting, then you read the small print!
I've spent the start of the week realising my hatred for 'Big Brother'. I cant stand 99% of reality tv shows as some of you know. Then again I've watched a tiny bit of the 'X-factor' this series....maybe even cracked a smile once or twice. But I havent shed a tear! After the 50th sob story it wears a bit thin. The coldplay music kicks in and people are almost in floods of tears because their dog passed away two christmases ago. I mean come on, get a grip, we dont life in a perfect world and shit happens everyday. Yeah you can forward your hate mail to my email. Think its russellbrand@.....oh dear, I'm getting old, cant remember everything you know :P
Anyway yeah, Big Brother hatred. This week my house is the Big Brother house. Yes we even have a geordie on the tannoy talking about everything we say or do. I live with a bunch of tossers, have very little to do....and some guy downstairs plays guitar. Hmmm, I hear you say. You all thought the Big Brother house was a bungalow! Not the case....yeah, this is my house.
Anyway the point I am trying to prove (as per usual I have drifted off course) is the fact that my household is run by tosser parents. I'm sure plenty of you know them and cant understand why I'm saying this. But come on, Big Brother house comparison!? It's time to move.....
If anyone loves my company to the point where they fancy taking me under their wing....just let me know :)
The weekend was great, Halloween was a success and Lewis Hamilton won the Formula 1 drivers world championship! I mean come on, the last time a Brazillian got fucked over that badly by a Britain was Stockwell Underground Station! My fabulous sense of humour is still with us....and thank the lord so is Bill Withers! Aaah, what a lovely day :)
Not a great lot else to chat about this week chaps other than the Russell Brand and Jonathon Woss (yes I meant the Woss, bloody tosser) incident.....But that has been over hyped to death in the media. So for once on that bombshell, to quote Jeremy Clarkson, "Thankyou and goodnight!"
Yeah, Top Gear is back! About time too, Charlie Boorman is no replacement for the dynamic trio of the Top Gear team!
Take care as usual, have a good bonfire night. Yes i'll still be here, contemplating life :)
The Davros....
Thursday, 23 October 2008
October? Depressing? Surely not....
What a busy month October has been!
Comical parties, coffee in Cafe Nero.....even lunch in Zest! It's been a confusing month I suppose. One of those months where I have contemplated.....maybe more than usual. But as we all know trying to solve all the problems in the world is a big task, even for me!
So yeah, a confusing start to my blog. So read on....and possibly it may make more sense!
Anyway! The clocks go back this month and the nights finally draw in. One of the most depressing times of the year I believe but I'm determined not to be brought down in the dumps. If you spend enough time listening to people talking about how all days are leading to the winter solstice, you're gonna get down. So, my plan is to keep as busy as possible, read more jokes....maybe even read the sun newspaper. But as we all know, Christmas comes round faster and faster every year. Hardly anyone can really afford it, but we all seem determined to spend more and more (even at the prospect of a recession). I'll be looking to enjoy the festivities, have a field day in poundland....and maybe even sacrifice a roast dinner for a large Big Mac meal!
Of course Christmas is still a few months off. Advent calenders have yet to be opened....and the Coca Cola adverts have yet to grace our television sets.
So what positive things have we to look forward to? Well! Haloween is almost upon us. Hardly my favourite so called event of the year, but this year I may well just make the most of it. Dressing up as Phil Collins or Emile Heskey are my only ideas so far. I guess you need to turn heads at a Haloween party, and yes, I may just do that. After Halloween we have bonfire night! Such a fantastic time of the year. Anyone who has pets will spend the night trying to get their dogs and cats to try some Nytol. And the rest of us will pay far too much going to an organised event that gets shorter and shorter every year. Yes I know, i'm supposed to be giving off positive energy and I am in a way. I'm turning into my dad with every passing day as we all probably realise and I share his views about bonfire night. He will sit in his chair pretending he hasn't been watching Nuts TV with a can of Super Tennets on his lap ranting away. He'll complain about all the 'louts' as he calls them (I do prefer the term Chavs myself) that set off fireworks from all corners of the British Isles. As I said i share his views and believe that fireworks shouldn't be available for purchase....full stop. I reckon we should all just go and pay over the odds and watch some naff display and freeze ourselves to the point of exposure. So yeah, thats that out of the way.
But yeah October has been a confusing one and now we have witches on brooms and fireworks in all shapes and sizes to think about!.
For me I guess that sorting out a potential career path is never easy I suppose, maybe next month everything will come together! So when we all start to feel down and fed up thinking that Christmas comes around too fast. Just remember, Spring really isn't far away!
I have to say that I do love spring. Day's start to get longer, colour finally blooms, and life just in general starts to rebuild itself! So if we all look to the future and try and enjoy christmas where possible, I'm sure we will all feel much better :).
One last tip for everybody before I go and hibernate for a while. If you're ever in a car park that uses a ticket / barrier system at the touch of a button, then listen to this.......
Basically get your ticket, park up, take as long as you want.......
Come back dont bother going to the pay and display machine. Just drive towards the exit with your ticket ready. Put it in the slot to open the barrier and hey presto! it wont open. So press the call button to speak to the woman (It's always a woman, I don't know why) and say that you cant get out etc. Play dumb for a while and say how confused you are. She will end up looking in the cctv camera and see the huge tailback behind you.....hey presto, barrier opens!
Drive off at speed, maybe even cackle if it makes you feel better. So yeah, if you're looking for a morale boost, try that one!
Hope everybody tries to have a good end to the month. Remember we get an extra hour too! Yippee!
Take care, and yes you guessed it, I'll still be here.....contemplating life :)
P.S - I'll be contemplating, but hibernating.
Dave :)
Comical parties, coffee in Cafe Nero.....even lunch in Zest! It's been a confusing month I suppose. One of those months where I have contemplated.....maybe more than usual. But as we all know trying to solve all the problems in the world is a big task, even for me!
So yeah, a confusing start to my blog. So read on....and possibly it may make more sense!
Anyway! The clocks go back this month and the nights finally draw in. One of the most depressing times of the year I believe but I'm determined not to be brought down in the dumps. If you spend enough time listening to people talking about how all days are leading to the winter solstice, you're gonna get down. So, my plan is to keep as busy as possible, read more jokes....maybe even read the sun newspaper. But as we all know, Christmas comes round faster and faster every year. Hardly anyone can really afford it, but we all seem determined to spend more and more (even at the prospect of a recession). I'll be looking to enjoy the festivities, have a field day in poundland....and maybe even sacrifice a roast dinner for a large Big Mac meal!
Of course Christmas is still a few months off. Advent calenders have yet to be opened....and the Coca Cola adverts have yet to grace our television sets.
So what positive things have we to look forward to? Well! Haloween is almost upon us. Hardly my favourite so called event of the year, but this year I may well just make the most of it. Dressing up as Phil Collins or Emile Heskey are my only ideas so far. I guess you need to turn heads at a Haloween party, and yes, I may just do that. After Halloween we have bonfire night! Such a fantastic time of the year. Anyone who has pets will spend the night trying to get their dogs and cats to try some Nytol. And the rest of us will pay far too much going to an organised event that gets shorter and shorter every year. Yes I know, i'm supposed to be giving off positive energy and I am in a way. I'm turning into my dad with every passing day as we all probably realise and I share his views about bonfire night. He will sit in his chair pretending he hasn't been watching Nuts TV with a can of Super Tennets on his lap ranting away. He'll complain about all the 'louts' as he calls them (I do prefer the term Chavs myself) that set off fireworks from all corners of the British Isles. As I said i share his views and believe that fireworks shouldn't be available for purchase....full stop. I reckon we should all just go and pay over the odds and watch some naff display and freeze ourselves to the point of exposure. So yeah, thats that out of the way.
But yeah October has been a confusing one and now we have witches on brooms and fireworks in all shapes and sizes to think about!.
For me I guess that sorting out a potential career path is never easy I suppose, maybe next month everything will come together! So when we all start to feel down and fed up thinking that Christmas comes around too fast. Just remember, Spring really isn't far away!
I have to say that I do love spring. Day's start to get longer, colour finally blooms, and life just in general starts to rebuild itself! So if we all look to the future and try and enjoy christmas where possible, I'm sure we will all feel much better :).
One last tip for everybody before I go and hibernate for a while. If you're ever in a car park that uses a ticket / barrier system at the touch of a button, then listen to this.......
Basically get your ticket, park up, take as long as you want.......
Come back dont bother going to the pay and display machine. Just drive towards the exit with your ticket ready. Put it in the slot to open the barrier and hey presto! it wont open. So press the call button to speak to the woman (It's always a woman, I don't know why) and say that you cant get out etc. Play dumb for a while and say how confused you are. She will end up looking in the cctv camera and see the huge tailback behind you.....hey presto, barrier opens!
Drive off at speed, maybe even cackle if it makes you feel better. So yeah, if you're looking for a morale boost, try that one!
Hope everybody tries to have a good end to the month. Remember we get an extra hour too! Yippee!
Take care, and yes you guessed it, I'll still be here.....contemplating life :)
P.S - I'll be contemplating, but hibernating.
Dave :)
Sunday, 5 October 2008
Another week goes by....Here comes the next
Yes, as we all move on in life to face that dreaded Monday morning feeling, i'm here writing my blog! Left it a tiny bit late this week, the reason being yesterday's fine weather of course! It's about time we had some sun on an actual Sunday.
So yeah, despite the weather, i hope everyone had a good week! Mine was productive as per usual and after much contemplation i have decided to look into setting up my own business. It's something a lot of people consider these days. So me being me, i thought....yeah why not!
A couple of ideas have also popped into my head this week. Mainly by listening to people planning rebellions of all sorts. After discussing the state of 'Lytham St Annes Technology College, Sixth Form'. For those of you have been (or are still there) you will completely understand when i say that it could be greatly improved. I remember all those years ago now, when i was studying at the college. I didn't last long at all, but i remember how great it was when i was there. Great? am i beyond the point here? The reason why i thought it was great was because i could get away with murder and basically do nothing for 3 months. It was organised chaos basically. They had rules like.....no denim, attend assemblies and all that toss. I mean come on you aint at school anymore! The teachers still treated you like a child - mainly because they had just taught a bunch of year eight knob heads, wacked out of their heads on turkey twizzlers!
So yeah back to my point. I reckon something needs sorting out at that college. You ask how and why?......a rebellion of course :)
At the end of the day the students make the college what it is. If you aren't there then the college is really on its arse. So my idea for the college (on behalf of all those amazing students.....including chav's....well maybe not....anyway back to my point) is to formulate some sort of action plan and broadcast ideas to take the college forward. A facebook group is always a good idea but to be fair not a great deal of people will take notice. You should stick a big banner up somewhere in the college saying that you want change!
So yeah....just a thought.
This blog has taken a while to produce this week. Apologies all round, this recession has even got to me! A lack of inspiration has moved away from me onto somebody else! Probably arrived at Gordon Brown's doorstep or something....
One last thing to share with you all. Police helicopter's oh my god they drive me insane. They cost a bomb to scramble, cost a bomb to fuel, you may as well just drop a bomb where the trouble is. They hover over a supposed target for like an hour with a whiny pissy sounding rotar blade....just pissing you off in the process. More common sense is needed i think. Just because someone has robbed a loaf of hovis doesn't necessarily mean an eye in sky is needed. Bring back the bobby's i say!
So yeah, a few thoughts shared with everybody once again...
Try to enjoy this week where you can, and remember i'll still be here contemplating life!
From your man (who can be found in joya on a wednesday night).....Dave :)
So yeah, despite the weather, i hope everyone had a good week! Mine was productive as per usual and after much contemplation i have decided to look into setting up my own business. It's something a lot of people consider these days. So me being me, i thought....yeah why not!
A couple of ideas have also popped into my head this week. Mainly by listening to people planning rebellions of all sorts. After discussing the state of 'Lytham St Annes Technology College, Sixth Form'. For those of you have been (or are still there) you will completely understand when i say that it could be greatly improved. I remember all those years ago now, when i was studying at the college. I didn't last long at all, but i remember how great it was when i was there. Great? am i beyond the point here? The reason why i thought it was great was because i could get away with murder and basically do nothing for 3 months. It was organised chaos basically. They had rules like.....no denim, attend assemblies and all that toss. I mean come on you aint at school anymore! The teachers still treated you like a child - mainly because they had just taught a bunch of year eight knob heads, wacked out of their heads on turkey twizzlers!
So yeah back to my point. I reckon something needs sorting out at that college. You ask how and why?......a rebellion of course :)
At the end of the day the students make the college what it is. If you aren't there then the college is really on its arse. So my idea for the college (on behalf of all those amazing students.....including chav's....well maybe not....anyway back to my point) is to formulate some sort of action plan and broadcast ideas to take the college forward. A facebook group is always a good idea but to be fair not a great deal of people will take notice. You should stick a big banner up somewhere in the college saying that you want change!
So yeah....just a thought.
This blog has taken a while to produce this week. Apologies all round, this recession has even got to me! A lack of inspiration has moved away from me onto somebody else! Probably arrived at Gordon Brown's doorstep or something....
One last thing to share with you all. Police helicopter's oh my god they drive me insane. They cost a bomb to scramble, cost a bomb to fuel, you may as well just drop a bomb where the trouble is. They hover over a supposed target for like an hour with a whiny pissy sounding rotar blade....just pissing you off in the process. More common sense is needed i think. Just because someone has robbed a loaf of hovis doesn't necessarily mean an eye in sky is needed. Bring back the bobby's i say!
So yeah, a few thoughts shared with everybody once again...
Try to enjoy this week where you can, and remember i'll still be here contemplating life!
From your man (who can be found in joya on a wednesday night).....Dave :)
Sunday, 28 September 2008
Self Titled....
So, here is the first blog of my life.....ever. Well except those poor attempts we all once did on 'Myspace' for a time! How times have changed, facebook has prevailed, well according to who you speak to. Those yanks don't believe in statistics, neither do I to be fair, not saying i'm American though.
Anyway glad to get a short random pointless rant off my chest. I'm sure there will be plenty more to come! As we all know i love to contemplate on so many things these days. Not sure why, maybe this blog will help me find out.....
The topic for this week is called 'Self Titled'. Probably could of called it 'Introduction' but that's just far too simple for a blog. I would like to post the question for this week. It is still revolving around my parent's desire to purchase an actual 'Wood'. Yes you guessed it, the small forest variety. I had my head in my hands when i was hearing yet another fantastic idea from some experienced guardians, that can also be known as parent's. Still trying to identify what the benefit of a wood - would (of course a pun was needed here) do for the family. Any comments on this subject will be greatly appreciated! It's always good to have a laugh at other people's expense!
I've been watching season 5 of 'House MD' and i have to say to all those skeptics who have yet to watch it......watch it! If you are bored, fed up, happy, any mood really, watch it. The best thing to watch on telly in my opinion and the best thing is that it can be found on the torrent network! A disclaimer is probably needed here, but seriously it's a good way to get you thinking.
I've been exploring the possibilities of becoming a full time gardener also. Things could be looking up in the world of Davros......The idea of going to New Zealand is still on the cards. Going to be more expensive than first thought, but still on the cards, for now....Oh i have to another rant again. Facebook needs it's own blog, not the stupid application ones that everyone has to install either. If they make a decent effort towards one I may have solved one of life's hidden mysteries! So yeah, when your bored next week, have a rant for me! and possibly take a look into the wonders of 'House MD'
I have also complied my latest cd. Copies are available on demand and if you fancy a listen just let me know and i'll do my best to drop a copy off on my evening rounds!
Apologies for my extremely random structure of this blog. Just rememeber it's my first one! Stay tuned for more and remember, i'll still be here contemplating life!
Take care all,
Dave - aka TheDavros (and a few others we wont go into!)
Anyway glad to get a short random pointless rant off my chest. I'm sure there will be plenty more to come! As we all know i love to contemplate on so many things these days. Not sure why, maybe this blog will help me find out.....
The topic for this week is called 'Self Titled'. Probably could of called it 'Introduction' but that's just far too simple for a blog. I would like to post the question for this week. It is still revolving around my parent's desire to purchase an actual 'Wood'. Yes you guessed it, the small forest variety. I had my head in my hands when i was hearing yet another fantastic idea from some experienced guardians, that can also be known as parent's. Still trying to identify what the benefit of a wood - would (of course a pun was needed here) do for the family. Any comments on this subject will be greatly appreciated! It's always good to have a laugh at other people's expense!
I've been watching season 5 of 'House MD' and i have to say to all those skeptics who have yet to watch it......watch it! If you are bored, fed up, happy, any mood really, watch it. The best thing to watch on telly in my opinion and the best thing is that it can be found on the torrent network! A disclaimer is probably needed here, but seriously it's a good way to get you thinking.
I've been exploring the possibilities of becoming a full time gardener also. Things could be looking up in the world of Davros......The idea of going to New Zealand is still on the cards. Going to be more expensive than first thought, but still on the cards, for now....Oh i have to another rant again. Facebook needs it's own blog, not the stupid application ones that everyone has to install either. If they make a decent effort towards one I may have solved one of life's hidden mysteries! So yeah, when your bored next week, have a rant for me! and possibly take a look into the wonders of 'House MD'
I have also complied my latest cd. Copies are available on demand and if you fancy a listen just let me know and i'll do my best to drop a copy off on my evening rounds!
Apologies for my extremely random structure of this blog. Just rememeber it's my first one! Stay tuned for more and remember, i'll still be here contemplating life!
Take care all,
Dave - aka TheDavros (and a few others we wont go into!)
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