Winter of Discontent

So I start the blog off this week from a slightly vacant Mcdonald's car park. The prospect of free wi-fi and shit food was overwhelming and I just couldn't resist. Sat in my car listening to the likes of 'T-pain' and 'Akon' I feel as if i'm becoming mixed race! Of course i'm just joking. I havent been through the drive though asking for a cheeseburger with extra cheese yet :P
So yes my blog is 'On the road' so to speak for the time being. Why? I hear you ask......well because I live with a father who winds me up, just slightly. The fact that I've drugged his tea several times and he can still walk has nothing to do with it of course! An old friend once said to me "Something isn't worth doing unless it's difficult". I'm in complete agreement with that statement at the moment and believe that plodding on as far as possible is probably my best solution.
Anyway away from me and my negativity!
I provided a real lack of written nonsense (My blog of course), in the month of November. I can only apologise....Not sure if December will be much better so take in what I say this week more than ever!
I'd like to start off by slating Michael Jackson. Christmas is coming and more people will buy his albums so he wont really mind. With Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 Championship and Obama becoming president it's finally being realised that it's actually cool to be black. I bet Michael Jackson feels a right tit now, but then again, he did say "It doesn't matter if you're black or white!" I would like to have a go at the government too. Prisons are over crowded so lets do something about it! For starters lets get some big ships. I'm sure there are plenty of empty ones, so lets fill em' up with prisoners! I'm sure the idea of a sea view in every room would be a tempting proposition!
I also had the idea of making London its own country. This idea was destroyed by words of wisdom from my mother. She told me there was once a film that produced in the 50's about what it could of been like only for their economy to fall like a stone. I suppose this 'London' is tied into many aspects of this country, so for now, i'll let that one go! But I may still run for minister of my own nation :)

Anyway i'm lacking in material again, I can only apologise once more....I don't do alot :P
So I'm off, and will hopefully be writing some more again soon!

And I might, just might, be here contemplating life.